A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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