I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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