never play flip cup with pint glasses
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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