An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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