hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
