ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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