Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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