i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
