he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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