Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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