Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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