well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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