Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
So many bounce houses so little time
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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