I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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