i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
The chlamydia really affected his face.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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