So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
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Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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