do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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