what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
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Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
so much tequila, so little girl.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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