i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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