no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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