Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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