How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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