We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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