Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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