The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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