wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
