Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
he puts the penis in happiness.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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