i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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