Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I touched a dick in church today
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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