Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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