it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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