thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
