went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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