why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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