i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I love you.
Bad choice
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