Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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