Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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