hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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