question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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