this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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