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what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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