I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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