I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I currently don't understand fingers.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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