Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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