I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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