I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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