is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Are we still banned from the library?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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