it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
she pinky promised me she was 18
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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