My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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