She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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