I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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