I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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