Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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