You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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