just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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